Devon County Show 2014 - Devon Mud

[Ray]

Devon Mud
The rain came down, near Exetertown
On a field that made much mude
The show can’t go on, said a woman in song
“The car park.s a bit of a dud

Mud is ok, for pigs to play
Or even making a pot!
But when it is there, at the start of the day
For people in cars, it is not.

Benny th3 bull, has been sold, and now has new pastures to roam
The sheep have followed the rest
The prize’s have gone, the winner’s not known
Who was truly the best?

Such a shame, no one to blame, other than the weather of course
Some may be glad, some may be sad, depends on what people think
Alone in the show ring stands Neddy the horse
Munching on Oats, he expels surplus air, oh boy, what a stink.

All silent now, the traders have gone
The beer tent is empty, there is no beer
Time is short, as time is long
When all will return, this time next year.



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