THE NOT SO INNOCENT COW-POKE
Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 7:53 pm
Here we have The Not so Innocent Cow-poke:
Thus hear drover hee rode into town early wun Saturday morn'in, tired, dirty, hurt'in wee saddle sores un ithch'in wuth critter's breed'in in hus long-johns whuch un't bin off hus skin fur three munths sunce be'in un ah cattle drive.
Fust tu thu livery thun ta'ha tuk ha buth, thun thu Doc's, a nu sut uf duds frum thu Chinese tailur offer'in same day surfice. Ah visit tu thu saloon fur proper feed un sarsaparilla thun early tu bud, cus hee ain’t go'in sour-mash drink'in dan'cin ur womani'zin. Sunday morn'in hee gits tu thu church, thu pastors nut su innocent dowghter fall's in luv wee hum offer'in all'sorts o favors jus fur hum un er tu bee married rught away. Hee weren’t figger'in un stay'in but thungs hud changed so hee decide tu stay un took up lodging we thu Pastor un hus missus, hee wunt secrutlee a court'in wee thu pastors nut su innocent dowghter. Three months later pastors nut so innocent dowghter us un personal truble wee luts uf boohoo'in un cry'in say'in thu drover hud tukun advuntage uf hur pewur innucence. Thu pastors missus started ask'in reul aqwerd un luts'o embaras'in qushtions, so hee decid'in hee bedder skidaddle right outta thar suuner thun lateer.
An he'ar hee hus, gitt'in outta town tu save hus hide frum thu pastor's wrath un hus missus'ses rahzzer serp tounge un u oneun way tucket tu buut hull, fur shuw'er.
Author: JHC. Unconditional & edited.Picture with permission from North America Re-Visited Archives.
Email: north_america.re_visited@rocketmail.com
Thus hear drover hee rode into town early wun Saturday morn'in, tired, dirty, hurt'in wee saddle sores un ithch'in wuth critter's breed'in in hus long-johns whuch un't bin off hus skin fur three munths sunce be'in un ah cattle drive.
Fust tu thu livery thun ta'ha tuk ha buth, thun thu Doc's, a nu sut uf duds frum thu Chinese tailur offer'in same day surfice. Ah visit tu thu saloon fur proper feed un sarsaparilla thun early tu bud, cus hee ain’t go'in sour-mash drink'in dan'cin ur womani'zin. Sunday morn'in hee gits tu thu church, thu pastors nut su innocent dowghter fall's in luv wee hum offer'in all'sorts o favors jus fur hum un er tu bee married rught away. Hee weren’t figger'in un stay'in but thungs hud changed so hee decide tu stay un took up lodging we thu Pastor un hus missus, hee wunt secrutlee a court'in wee thu pastors nut su innocent dowghter. Three months later pastors nut so innocent dowghter us un personal truble wee luts uf boohoo'in un cry'in say'in thu drover hud tukun advuntage uf hur pewur innucence. Thu pastors missus started ask'in reul aqwerd un luts'o embaras'in qushtions, so hee decid'in hee bedder skidaddle right outta thar suuner thun lateer.
An he'ar hee hus, gitt'in outta town tu save hus hide frum thu pastor's wrath un hus missus'ses rahzzer serp tounge un u oneun way tucket tu buut hull, fur shuw'er.
Author: JHC. Unconditional & edited.Picture with permission from North America Re-Visited Archives.
Email: north_america.re_visited@rocketmail.com